December 2011
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In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
whatsmyname09:
Turn Me On - David Guetta feat....
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1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the left
slide to the right
cha cha real smooth
child: mom read me a bedtime story
me: okay dear ill read you a classic fairy tale that i used to love very much in the past
me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
me: thats a trick question by the way hes gonna be automatically named zoosmell pooplord only for it to get rejected. his real name is john egbert
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Friendship is Magic
steveholtvstheuniverse:
fisherpon:
Instantly worthy of the Masterpiece tag
This is beyond incredible.
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my face feels hideously disfigured
man oral surgery SUCKS
i’m going to bed good night!!
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